[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have run into a glass/screen door. (I also run into poles..walls..people...)
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
Total = 1

[] You have run into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow (Long tongue..)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[] You just looked at it.
[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[]People have called you slow.
Total so far = 4

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[] You just laughed.
Total so far = 6

[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
Total so far = 7

[x] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
Total so far = 9

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
Total so far = 9

Total= 9
I'm not retarded, and I did better than Kat who got 33/36